wild laws in Michigan you probably didn’t know – MiHomesByAndrew

wild laws in Michigan you probably didn’t know

There’s no question that there’s a lot of laws in this world that could be best labeled with the word wild (to put nicely of course). So in this video, I am going to touch on 15 wild city and state laws over the years in Michigan you probably didn’t know, that will leave your head shaking in disbelief.

What’s going on everyone, if it’s your first time here, my name is Andrew McManamon with Living In Michigan. The one-stop-shop for breaking down living in the great state of Michigan. I have received so many texts, calls and emails from people wanting to make the move to Michigan. So let this be your resource to do the same! 

Alright, to kick off this list of 15 wild laws in Michigan, I’ll start with the city specific laws. Feel free to pause and giggle wherever you see fit.

#1 – OLD RADIOS IN DETROIT

It’s against the law to willfully destroy an old radio in Detroit. So if you feel the need to take your rage out on an old radio, I suggest you do it somewhere else aside from Detroit.

#2 – MANLY SUNDAY SCOWLS

It’s illegal for a man to scowl at his wife in Detroit on Sunday. If you and your wife or husband are having a disagreement, it’s best to put it in the calendar to not have it on Sunday, because once that scowl happens, there’s no turning back.

#3 – DETROIT ALLIGATORS

If you just so happen to be walking your alligator in downtown Detroit, just remember it is against the law to have your alligator tied to a fire hydrant in Detroit. 

#4 – PIGS IN DETROIT

If you’re not much of an alligator person, and you decide to get yourself a pig, remember that your pig cannot run free in Detroit unless they have a ring in their nose. My assumption with this one, is a ring symbolizes ownership like a dog collar, and there’s not a settling feeling seeing a wild pig running around the town. At least the nose ring tells you the pig can sit, lay down and roll over.

#5 – SPARROW CONFUSIONS

It’s against the law to paint sparrows and sell them as parakeets in Harper Woods. So if you’re planning to have a painting project in Harbor Woods, make sure you have the correct color palette so you don’t break the law.

#6 – KALAMAZOO SERENADE

It’s illegal to serenade your girlfriend in Kalamazoo. So if you’re one of those no shoes, no shirt, guitar around the bonfire kind of guy. Don’t serenade your girlfriend with Cline Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” because your heart won’t, you’re breaking the law remember? And there’s no need to recreate the Titanic, we all know there was room for Leo on that piece of wood.

#7 – BATHING SUIT INSPECTOR

All bathing suits must be inspected by the head of police in Rochester. This law surfaced in the late 1800’s and obviously doesn’t exist today or I would’ve broken that law 6-7 times, since I can’t recall going to the police station to show them the new bathing suit I got. It was during the times when clothing coverage was expected.

#8 – ABANDONED HOOPSKIRT

It’s illegal to throw an abandoned hoop skirt onto the street or sidewalk in South Haven. All violators will receive a five-dollar fine. I recommend not losing your hoop skirt in the streets of South Haven, I think you have better ways to spend $5.

#9 – SMOKING IN THE BEDROOM

In Soo, Smoking while in bed is illegal. No matter how cool the old movie looked after a steamy scene, you can stand up and do your smoking.

#10 – DOWNTOWN COW

Sometimes your cows need a change in scenery, something exciting in their life, maybe a little vacation? In Wayland, anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day. Sounds like an awesome deal doesn’t it?

#11 – ROBBER INJURY

Make sure your floors are clean and clear, because robbers can file a lawsuit if he or she is injured on your property.

#12 – DON’T BE CUSSIN’

It is illegal to cuss in front of women or children. This law was actually repealed in 2002. Maybe a few too many harsh words came out during a Lions game I bet from people everywhere and at that point it probably wasn’t enforceable.

#13 – DRUNK RIDER

Are you thinking about taking a train from Michigan to Chicago for a little getaway? Before you do, remember that you can’t be drunk on a train in Michigan. The law states “No person shall while in an offensive state of intoxication enter or be on or remain upon any railway train or interurban car as a passenger.”

#14 – SUNDAY CAR SALES

It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday. Here is the law verbatim from Michigan legislation: “It shall be unlawful for any person, firm or corporation to engage in the business of buying, selling, trading or exchanging new, used or second-hand motor vehicles or offering to buy, sell, trade or exchange, or participate in the negotiation thereof, or attempt to buy, sell, trade or exchange any motor vehicle or interest therein, or of any written instrument pertaining thereto, on the first day of the week, commonly called Sunday.” This law actually isn’t that uncommon, it’s actually true in 14 or so states as well.

#15 – ILLEGAL HAIRCUT

A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission. This is obviously very outdated and not enforceable anymore, even though I’m sure people have tried anyway.

There’s a lot of resources out there that talk about the crazy laws in all the different states. Most of them aren’t enforceable, and honestly they are more seen as old urban legends that have been passed down for generations or an incident that was blown extremely out of proportion and circulated into an endless rumor. But that doesn’t mean we can’t laugh about them when we hear them. 

CLOSING QUESTION:

For those of you that live in Michigan or another state out there, what’s another ridiculous law or urban legend that you’ve heard before? Drop it in the comments below.

Cheers,

Andrew McManamon is a licensed Real Estate Professional in the great state of Michigan. His philosophy to put people first has paved the way to his extraordinary real estate career. Born and raised in Brighton, MI, Andrew acquired a bachelors degree in business management and marketing from Cleary University in Howell, MI. The combination of his experience and education allows him to take a strategic approach towards every transaction and help his clients make more informed and confident decisions.

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